Next Phase: Field Enrollment
Join
The SMU
File your details, choose a monkey alias, and step quietly into the softest conspiracy in the postal system.
What Happens
Soft Mail, Rare Dispatches
We use this list to send zines, occasional mail, and the occasional hush-hush update. No ad-tech nonsense.
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Current Status
Unlocked: Accepting New Members
The route is open and the intake ledger is active.
What We Ask For
- keepMonkey name or nickname
- keepFirst and last name
- keepEmail address
- keepMailing address
Agent Intake Form
New Member Initiation